Have you had a shower?
Is the kitchen floor clean?
YES!! Cleaner than it's been in... maybe a year.
Is the bathroom clean?
YES!! It's ALL clean at the same time!! (except for the mysterious poop-colored stain about potty height on the WHITE shower curtain...)
Are the children clothed and happy?
Are they watching TV?
Is the laundry done?
If by "done," you mean it's been through a complete washer and dryer cycle, then the kids' laundry is done. If by "done," you mean that it's actually been folded and put back where it goes, then "no."
Are the breakfast dishes cleaned up and table wiped off?
Um.... no. In fact, in our super heavy duty cleaning of said kitchen floor, we also tackled the abyss under the sink and all that "stuff" is on my counter and I can't even see the breakfast dishes anymore... I know they're in the sink somewhere.
Is it lunchtime?
Do you have lunch plans?
If by lunch plans, you mean a coupon to some delicious fast food restaurant around the corner, then maybe.
Can you throw together something from your existing pantry/refrigerator supplies?
Of course. But that would be a heck of a lot easier if I could see my kitchen counters and access my sink. But. tummy. doth. protest. need. lunch. now. no. time. to. keep. cleaning.
Are you going to resist the urge to eat out today?
YES!! (but only because we're already planning a Salsaritas run on Friday....)